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If John Wall had actually come to Duke...

...We would have at least made sure his Jersey didn't have spelling mistakes.

I guess that is just what happens when you go to Kentcuky.

Metal

Metalocalypse Dethklok Fountain

From the adultswim store

$40,000

"Are you the world's biggest Metalocalypse fan? No, really, their BIGGEST fan? Well, time to put your money where your mouth is by blowing all of that filthy, dirty cash you have lying around on this incredibly decadent purchase: a perfect replica of the fountain that decorates the nightmarish foyer of Dethklok's luxurious and deadly estate. Nothing will boast your dedication to animated death-metal more than this disgustingly lavish and entirely unnecessary conversation piece squatting in your front yard. It will also do your neighbors the courtesy of informing them that yes, you are 100% balls-out crazy. Both shipping (and, of course, blood) are not included. "

Awesome

I'm not here to talk about the past...

Finally... A New Metalocalypse Episode

"Dethdeath"

Toki falls head over heels for a girl he meets online. When things sour he tries to break it off and instead has to bear the brutality of being her date at her father’s vegan funeral in 110 degree heat. Meanwhile Nathan experiences the brutality of dating a performance artist. And Murderface must attend a sexual harassment seminar after trying to match Skwisgaar's sexual prowess.

How To Gift-Wrap A Cat

That Is Pure Desperation.

Never... Never Forget.

Have Yourself, A Very Redneck Christmas...

So Much Beck Lately...

Jon Stewart Is A Funny, Funny Man.

I couldn't get the clip to embed, so click HERE for it.  Jon Stewart does an impression of Glen Beck.
via The Daily Show

Also, I hate Glen Beck.  This is by far the funniest imitation of him that I have seen so far.  Props to you, Mr. Stewart.  I am officially a 11/3-er.
So much media hate for Glenn lately.  The Onion, and now The Daily Show.  Please keep it coming.

Why Not Glen Beck??

TheOnion News Network is so funny..  I hate Glen Beck.

via The Onion
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

Also, I need this shirt:

Dennis Rodman?

no commentary on this one... it speaks for itself.

Ninjas With Delicate Hands?

The all new and amazing product that can be used for cruising, old people, girly stuff, ninjas with delicate hands and the elderly!  Talk about sexy!  Check out the site here, and order your pair today.  There is a video behind the link.  Shut up Billy Mays!!

Fat Little Girlfriends?? That is my new excuse for everything.

Get Your Fat Little Girlfriend Gear here.

It is bad enough that Tech lost 52-30 to A&M, but this scapegoat is 
a little far fetched, if you ask me.  Fat and little? Something is amiss.

Also, Mike Leach needs to work on his delivery.

How Broke is DMX??

 Full Article Here via AllHipHop.com

Doctor Rockzo Is Partying Right Now, Baby

According to Wikipedia, new episodes start on November 8.

Guest Stars Revealed To Include Mastodon, Slash, Joe Satriani and Steve Vai